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Monday, August 15, 2011


“I know just what you’re thinking,”
Said the keyhole to the key,
“But I object and will not let
You stick that thing in me!”

“Who knows where all you’ve stuck yourself,
By accident or not?”
The key then blushed a shade of rust;
He knew that he’d been caught.

“Those other holes mean nothing, babe!
You’re the only one for me!
After all what's a keyhole
Without her special key?”

"You know that we’re a perfect fit
And I make your insides turn.”
The keyhole sighed and said, “Alright.”
Some keyholes never learn!


  1. I liked this very much - please phone it in to 951-665-8161.

    Hope this wasn't autobiographical.

    Best wishes, Moskowitz

  2. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I laughed when I read the title and laughed my way through the poem's entirety.

  3. This is a dream I had that made me laugh so hard I had to get up and write it down right then and there. I was pretty proud of my rhyming skills at 2am as well lol